Wednesday, June 22, 2016

It's time for comedy night

Sorry for not keeping up with my blog lately, I've been running from the border patrol recently trying trying to get my brother a job.

Anyways, for my  joke of the week:

What is the difference between a Mexican  and a whole pizza?
A whole pizza can provide for a whole family.

Stay tuned for my next blog.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Personal Information

Here is my personal information.

Enjoy!!!!


Social Security number: 56-236-8546
Pin number: 5764
Home address: Taco Bell
Mode of transportation: nothing I'm too poor

Amazing burritos

Hello there Mexicanosssssss,

Check out my amazing burrito!!!!





Recipe:


  • Tortilla
  • Meat (any meat)...(but specifically spam)...(or any African meat)
  • Vomit
  • No beans
  • No cheese
  • Stuff
  • Anything out of your refrigerator 
  • And many spicy things and beans
  • 5 bowls of cereal
  • Your neighbor
We make burritos!!!!


They are very good.

We like burritos.

Comment if you like burritos too.